3 Ways to Get Over Yourself

This is a list specifically designed for my own private use. I have no idea how it ended up on my super-public, read-by-kertrillions (translated: Mom and stalky exes) blog. 1.Concede Ignorance on the Things That don't really apply/matter to you      You can ask me a question on just about issue and more than likely I'll have SOME kind of answer. A lot of times it will...

5 Bands That Should Have Burned Out (Instead of Faded Away)

Do you ever wonder how different the legacies of The 27 Club members would've went down if they, you know, hadn't joined the club? An alternate universe where a 300 lb, balding Jim Morrison makes people shiver by commanding them to "touch him babe"(we see that you're not afraid, but we would be)? Or a completely burnt out, arthritis-ridden...

Saturday Morning Cartoon: Practice Run #1

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Taking a Day Off

My nostalgia post will have to wait til next week. I'm catching up on real life junk and taking some time to find ways to increase readership. Please feel free to share any articles you like on your favorite social network! And catch up on any articles you may not have read yet. Tomorrow I'll be posting the first edition of my crudely hand...

NSFW Thursday: Bangology 101- Ask Dr. Seth C. Wadd! PhD

For today's Sex/Relationship column we have a special guest, Dr. Seth C. Wadd, PhD.  Doctor Wadd is the Director of Studies at the Center for Super Sexy Times in Intercourse, PA.* He has a PhD in "Bangology" and  over 40 years of applied experience with his wife, Satcha Wadd. Jen from Downtownsville asks: "Why are females...

The Future Started Yesterday - Stereo Reform: Review

Click HERE to purchase! The Future Started Yesterday Stereo Reform 2013 OK. I'm going to attempt to be as objective as possible here, which is going to be difficult considering I've known Lead Singer/Bass Player Neil Turner for a good 20 years now. We cut our musical teeth together, so I'm pretty knowledgeable on his influences...

The Real Problem with Gay Marriage

I like to think of myself as a moderate in terms of politics. I don't think I really had a choice considering I grew up in the buckle of the Bible Belt, while also being exposed to tons of liberal civil rights issues via my mom's workplace. So I've seen more than my share of extremist views on both sides of the fence, and I like to think...

5 Films I Love to Hate (Because Other People Love Them)

Some movies are good. Some are bad. Some are so bad they're good. But these are films that people genuinely love despite the fact they're just awful. These people are like a kid with ageusia, singing the praises of a turd they thought was candy just because the wrapper said "Chock-A-Lot". 5. The Boondock Saints No, it's not a feminine...

Schedule of Content

So here is a quick overview of what I'm going to try to post each week. As this is a "free-time" hobby, it probably won't be exact, but I'm guessing I won't have a legion of followers to upset anyways. So, here goes... Mondays: Entertainment This will cover pop-culture and things of that sort. Music, movies, TV, art etc. This...

5 Types of Partners (and How to Handle Them)

I'm not one to judge someone on a single characteristic. I'm also not a big fan of straw man arguments. These are issues that are probably in every relationship in some form.  Nevertheless, this is a quick guide to dealing with certain "types" of partners, with a few signs for spotting them. As always, this is for entertainment purposes...

Why I'm back on Facebook Again ( Why NOBODY Can Ever Leave Facebook)

Aaannnd my Facebook is back. I think it was deactivated a total of 4 days. But it wasn't my fault. Facebook is the Wal-Mart of Social Networking. Both are eternal, soulless Evils filled with sweaty fat ladies in spandex and cheaply made merchandise, but practically a necessity if you're trying to survive. Here's why you can check out anytime...

My Beautiful Girl! May 2013 Part 2

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6 Movies That Might Make A Grown Man Cry

I can't recall what got me thinking about this, but I started racking my brain thinking of all the films that were good enough to elicit some tears (which seem to be harder to come by these days). So here, in "cry"ological order, are those films. I've included links to each film's wiki on the posters, and a "moany" shot of the scene that...

This Memorial Day: Headaches. Coughing. Fevers. Sucks.

The weather has finally changed! Spring is here! We're sicker than a screening of Sleepers at a NAMBLA convention. In addition to remembering those who gave their lives, limbs and personal liberties for our own, we'll be remembering to rest and stay indoors today.  Little One seems to be unaffected, and hopefully will stay that way.  So have a good Memorial Day for ...

My Top 10 Favorite Kick-Ass Ass Kickers (Of All Time...Now And Forever)

I'm a pussy. Everyone knows that. I was raised on Super-Nintendo and Cheese Puffs. My bully had a E-Z Pass card that deposited my lunch money to his account every day.So I learned to find solace in those who stuck it to those who wronged them. Here are 10 people who helped me through those hard times. Through entertainment, of course. Did...

My Beautiful Girl! May 2013

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Why I Left Facebook (Why EVERYONE should leave Facebook)

I've finally deactivated my Facebook account. For good. That's right. This is the very last time. Why? I'll give you 3 reasons off the top of my head.3. Armchair Political PunditsI can't be the only one that is tired of having their news feeds filled with reposted and asinine political commentary from people who are too unoriginal to have...